May 2013
I could never buy a clutch, you just hold it it's...
OMFG I FUCKING LOVE MODEST MOUSE THO.
chrssy:
riding your man like
4 tags
I'm gonna have a b.f, because I BURN ROUGHLY 550...
MY ASS AIN’T ANY BIGGER
MY STOMACH AIN’T ANY FLATTER
AND IM STILL 247 LBS
*FLIPS TABLE*
christinaaguilerasboobies replied to your photoset: I’m only cute in my room with my webcam after…
no way wtf your complexion actually looks flawless girl are you crazy??! you are glowing in that second photo despite your sour puss :)
Aw thanks, I stopped wearing facial make up. I’m just really crazy about moisturizing and wearing eye make up lol. My skin has really improved...
Reblog if you're ugly.
ghdos:
nahchillhomebro:
chaosghost:
267349:
Doesn’t doing squats make your butt hard and muscley?
yup
No. Makes it plump and firm.
If you go heavy and keep your reps low it just plumps them up. If you go light and do a bunch of reps then it’ll start getting a little denser.
^ noted.
beckyloves:
im never going to get laid again.
in da same boat gurl
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
uhhhh, had a very vivid sex dream.
where me and Trinidad James had a brief but passionate affair, we would meet up at strange hours of the night and and do it. Like we were wearing fluffy white terrycloth robes and he fed me strawberries.
What the fuck
like really what the fuck…?
quixon:
herowhore:
Since we’re on the topic, question. If a dude has a girlfriend and he cheats on her with you, then breaks up w his girl for you, is it inevitable that he’s gonna cheat on you too??
Yes.
This has happened to me, He cheated after 2 years then dumped me
chraystmaseve:
omgoswin:
kylesbogusjourney:
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
#OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA...
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHH!
